Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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