Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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