Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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