You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
