At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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