is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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