sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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what are you doing with your life
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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