the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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