HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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