Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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