I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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