at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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