I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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