I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
the raccoons are back...
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