I'm really into asian looking animals
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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