This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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