moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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