:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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