i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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