Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Fuck appropriateness.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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