so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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