Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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