I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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