? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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