called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So much rum. So many feels.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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