How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My vagina is officially offended.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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