I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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