your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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