at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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