Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She's the barista slut.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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