Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nicole vs. Life
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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