have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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