you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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