she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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