Kiss
Puke
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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