From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I love you.
Bad choice
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