Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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