brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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