What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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