My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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