i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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