i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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