normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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