Nicole vs. Life
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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