I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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