doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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