A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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