I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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