lets start a swedish sibling band together
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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