new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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