I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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