Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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