If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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