I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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