I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
