What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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